Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random. Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song. Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from. Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly. Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
1. yo, change the fucking channel / i burn a coma candle / when the flame fades / consider my flat line a soldier sample - "Battery" by Aesop Rock
2. the problem is all inside your head she said to me / the answer is easy if you take it logically - "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon
3. so you've decided to blame him again for all your choices / seemed like the softer way out
4. pack up / I'm straight / enough / oh, say say say / oh, say say say - "Maps" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
5. a telegram arrived today / it's time to catch the monterey / 'cause the man I wed, he waits for me - "bridal train" by the waifs
6. we belong together / and you know that i'm right / why do you play with my heart
7. I'm so tired of playing / playing with this bow and arrow / going to give my heart away - "Glory Box" by Portishead
8. when she said / "don't waste your words / they're just lies" / I cried she was deaf.
9. ever see the tree / ever feel yourself / wrapped around the wind / let go of your desire
10. I certainly haven't been shopping for any new shoes and / I certainly haven't been spreading myself around - "Extraordinary Machine" by Fiona Apple
11. I don’t know why you bother / nothing's ever good enough for you / by the way I was there / and it wasn't like that - "Punch Up at a Wedding" by Radiohead
12. like a fool I went and stayed too long / now I'm wondering if your love's still strong - "Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours" by Stevie Wonder
13. there was a decorated general / with a heart of gold / that likened him to all the stories he told - "The General" by Dispatch
14. when the men take me to the devil tree / I will be free and shining like before / papa don't tell me what i should've done
15. I been locked out / I been locked in / but I always seem to come back again / when you're in that room / what do you do?
16. day after day I'm more confused / yet I look for the light through the pouring rain / you know that's a game that i hate to lose - "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray
17. I'm in Los Angeles today / it smells like an airport runway / jet fuel stenches in the cabin / and lights flickering at random - "Why You'd Want to Live Here" by Death Cab for Cutie
18. you say you want / diamonds and a ring of gold / you say you want / your story to remain untold - "All I Want is You" by U2
19. I'm so cool / too bad I'm a loser / I'm so smart / too bad I can't get anything figured out - "Falling For the First Time" by Barenaked Ladies
20. if I was a seagull / high n' aloof / I'd fly to your house / perch on your roof - "So it Goes" by Tom Waits
21. shoelaces untied / you can dry your eyes / our perfect shadows lie behind us / and this is the day I make you mine
22. I am the fountain of affection / I'm the instrument of joy / to keep the good times rolling - "When I'm Up" by Great Big Sea
23. 2a.m. and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake / can you help me unravel my latest mistake / I don't love him
24. I can be loud, man / I can be silent / I can be young, man / I can be old / I can be a gentleman / I can be violent
25. we sell to crack to our own / out the back of our homes / we smell the musk at the dusk / in the crack of the dawn
26. if I listen long enough to you / I'll find a way to believe that it's all true / knowing that you lied / straight-faced while i cried - "Reason to Believe" by Rod Stewart
27. dirty old river / must you keep rolling / flowing into the night / people so busy / make me feel dizzy / taxi light shines so bright - "waterloo sunset" by eliott smith (originally by the kinks -- answer sent in by andrew via msn)
28. help, I have done it again / I have been here many times before / hurt myself again today / and the worst part is there's no one else to blame - "Breathe Me" by Sia
29. 14th street / and the garbage swirls like a cyclone / 3 o'clock in the afternoon / and I am going home - "Cradle and All" by Ani Difranco
30. I brought a toothbrush / some toothpaste / a flannel for my face / pajamas / a hairbrush / new shoes and a case - "Tempted" by Squeeze