:: Sunday, November 27, 2005 ::

A brief complaint:

Women = Hypocrites.

Why do I say this?

Because women whine and complain about the toilet seat being left up and pee not making it INTO the bowl, BUT, women themselves are the worst offenders. Why? Because of that good ol' squat-and-hover that they mistakenly think will save them from some sort of gross bathroom experience.

WOMEN: STOP PEEING/SPLASHING ON THE SEAT!

At least when men do it it's UNDER the seat.

Contrary to popular belief, you CANNOT catch anything from a toilet seat. No, not even crabs. And while you may think public toilets are "gross," there is a simple solution: put toilet paper on the seat. Or, you know, wipe it off. If you're paranoid, have a shower every day. I mean... you should be doing that anyway, right?

I never used to notice it quite as much as I do these days. But lately, on those rare occasions that I forget to wipe off the seat, I invariably sit down on a wet one. Now THAT, my friends, is gross.

So ladies, please, stop being such sissy germaphobes. Give the seat a wipe and sit down like a normal person. You're only contributing to the problem.

(And don't you dare try to blame it on a vigorous flush mechanism -- lies, excuses and lies)

Thank you.


~song~ Bob Dylan - Fourth Time Around Ego

:: Katy 10:33 a.m. [+] :: ::