This is adulthood. Childhood is a quickly fading memory. I can think in decades. I'm trying to become a homeowner. I'm working on a five year plan. I look back at the years when the box of Kraft dinner was divided in four and eaten as a side dish. Now I eat the whole box and just pray that I'll avoid the digestive distress that I deserve.
Oh, adulthood. There's nobody around to smack you and say, "don't do that!"