body: "leave me alone... you're not the boss of me!"
mind: *ahem* "actually, I am"
body: *fingers in ears* "lalalalala... I can't hear you!"
etc. They're like annoying children fighting in a store while the mother's off in the corner instead of in the forefront smacking them like she should be.
*smacks self*
now I have half an hour to get myself out the door...