:: Friday, November 22, 2002 ::

Reasons Why I Am Like An Old Lady

1. I knit. For fun.
2. While I'm not the best cook, I make a mean apple pie.
3. Tea over coffee
4. CBC over XFM
5. CBC over MTV
6. I often need *help* getting out of bed
7. Cats over dogs
8. I usually lack the energy to party like a REAL college student
9. Did I mention I knit?

I can't wait to be old. Screw plastic surgery. Screw losing my youth. I can't wait to be old enough that I can be a complete asshole and no one will have the balls to call me on it. I can't wait to sit down with a cup of tea and a cat on my lap and knit an afghan while listening to Stuart MacLean on the CBC. Oh wait, I already do that. Damn.

For the love of God, what do I have to look forward to then?!

Oh right... tits that hang down to my knees.

Ain't life grand?

(listening to: Sublime - 40oz to Freedom)

:: Katy 2:02 p.m. [+] :: ::